chamiryokuroi:

Tsuna in high school watching a horror movie on the classroom (because of reasons) and everyone is screaming at one torture part and Tsuna just quietly goes "You don’t torture someone like that, you have to pull the nails out first THEN you cut the fingers" and only like 3 classmates hear him and they turn pale but say nothing because this is dame-Tsuna, NO ONE is gonna believe them that dame-Tsuna said that.

friend: “Yo, Mel, what day is it?”

me: “Today is Wednesday.”

friend: “Oh, ok. I forgot for a second.”

*some hours later*

friend: “Mel, what day was it again?”

me: “Ugh, I told you, it’s Wednesday.”

friend: “…Wait. You told me yesterday that it was Wednesday, so that would make today Thursday!”

me: “No, silly. When you asked me, it was already 12:10 AM, so it was already Wednesday.”

friend: “Oh FUCK OFF!”

me: “Tee-hee~”

This is me trying to be a smartass. Does that make me a jerk?

Idiots.

(Source: phantonhives)

  • me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
  • me: lemme show you a trick or two
  • middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
  • me: this one's called stealing
  • me: *runs away with it*

(Source: yokamis)

jotarukujo:

YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WEEABOOS AREN’T YOU. EVERYONE REBLOGGING THIS IS AN ANIME FAN AREN’T THEY. THIRSTING AFTER ANIMATED DICK. GO TO CHURCH

I mostly do it because of yaoi, though.

Does that still count?

Does anyone else think about Tsuna when they see the color orange or someone talking about it? Because I do.

Does anyone else think about Tsuna when they see the color orange or someone talking about it? Because I do.

Prelude

The Tears Of The Broken Sky


He keeps tearing up
when he looks at the sky.

A twenty-four year old man stood at the top of a hill, looking up at the dark and dull sky above him. His hair, a dark brown, reaching his mid-back, was moving swiftly with the soft breeze around him; his eyes, sunset-colored, looked a little on the dull side at this time; and his mouth was set into a straight line, almost to a frown.

It’s just him, remembering his used-to-be friends,
and his past and normal life.

His eyes glazed with a sad look as he reminisced about past events; his life ten years ago. The adventures he had with his friends: Gokudera Hayato, his Storm Guardian; Yamamoto Takeshi, his Rain Guardian; Sasagawa Ryohei, his Sun Guardian; Hibari Kyouya, his Cloud Guardian; Bovino Lambo, his Lightning Guardian; and Rokudo Mukuro and Dokuro Chrome, his Mist Guardians. Back then, they were so close (though not on Kyouya’s side; he was only close to him, and if he wasn’t, he preferred to stay alone and away from crowds).

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